{"id":70,"date":"2014-04-14T21:25:44","date_gmt":"2014-04-15T02:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/?p=70"},"modified":"2014-04-16T19:02:01","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T00:02:01","slug":"sporks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2014\/04\/14\/sporks\/","title":{"rendered":"Sporks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been spending more time than usual in bed. I&#8217;ve been saving up sporks for a busy week. Since, I only have cable in the living room now, and since there&#8217;s nothing new on, I&#8217;ve been watching vintage TV, Emergency on Netflix.<\/p>\n<p>I got my tumbleweed fix. One rescue had an old man and woman in the desert called because the house was surrounded by tumbleweeds. They scared the old lady.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tumbleweeds ain&#8217;t scary. Now horny toads I could see getting scared of. Hundreds of them staring at you with their devil&#8217;s horns could get frightening.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of episodes later I got a real nostalgia flashback, 1970s IT. Anonymous caller tells hospital that she took pills and turned gas on. They only are able to trace call to a rough area. And they find she&#8217;d been at hospital recently.<\/p>\n<p>The billing computer can only search by name or account #, the head computer geek declares. &#8216;We&#8217;ll have to go through the punch cards!&#8217; Ah, yes, 1970s technology. They start feeding cards through an IBM card sorting machine. It works but you can only sort a column at a time. sometimes it was faster to flip through the cards. A big goof is when the Doc asks for patients between 8\/24 &amp; 9\/4 and the machine does it in one pass.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t miss those freakin IBM cards. I was in heaven when I went to work and had a video terminal with\u00a0 a backspace key. With the cards, fat finger and you start the card over.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&lt;a href=&#8221;http:\/\/youtu.be\/j7xUqTHGkw8&#8243;&gt;Tumbling Tumbleweeds&lt;\/a&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been spending more time than usual in bed. I&#8217;ve been saving up sporks for a busy week. Since, I only have cable in the living room now, and since there&#8217;s nothing new on, I&#8217;ve been watching vintage TV, Emergency on Netflix. I got my tumbleweed fix. One rescue had an old man and woman &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2014\/04\/14\/sporks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sporks&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-link","hentry","category-computers","category-gimps","post_format-post-format-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/74"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}