{"id":56,"date":"2014-03-25T09:32:49","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T14:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/?p=56"},"modified":"2014-03-25T09:32:49","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T14:32:49","slug":"quack-dammit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2014\/03\/25\/quack-dammit\/","title":{"rendered":"Quack Dammit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m feeling somewhat better today. I ate for the 1st time in 3 days last night, a little fruit.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll feel even better once I&#8217;ve fired my primary quack. That&#8217;s right quack, not quack?. He proved he didn&#8217;t deserve the courtesy of the &#8216;?&#8217;. He&#8217;s the 4th one to lose the &#8216;?&#8217;, but the others lost theirs in promotion from Quack? to Dr.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s fairly easy to earn promotion, all you have to do is be an at least semi-competent physician or at least be man enough to admit you don&#8217;t know. My 1st neurologist earned his promotion for not wimping out and calling my problem idiopathic. Idiopathic is just Latin for I dunno. He admitted in English he didn&#8217;t know and referred me to another who did diagnose the problem.<\/p>\n<p>I attempted to discuss these rare bilious attacks I&#8217;ve been having. Even though I had told him I was not taking Ibuprofen, he insisted that ibuprofen was causing the problem, take tylenol. When he first came in, he made it obvious he hadn&#8217;t reviewed my medical history. When he asked if my entire colon had been removed, I should have bailed then.<\/p>\n<p>I hate it when people don&#8217;t listen to what I&#8217;m saying, particularly when I&#8217;m paying for the privilege. If you want to tell me I&#8217;m full of crap when I&#8217;m done, that&#8217;s fine. But listen to me first!<\/p>\n<p>Women bitch about men not listening. There may be something to that. I&#8217;m going to try a female primary quack? this time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pFChn_ZGtPs\">Fifty-Fifty<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m feeling somewhat better today. I ate for the 1st time in 3 days last night, a little fruit. I&#8217;ll feel even better once I&#8217;ve fired my primary quack. That&#8217;s right quack, not quack?. He proved he didn&#8217;t deserve the courtesy of the &#8216;?&#8217;. He&#8217;s the 4th one to lose the &#8216;?&#8217;, but the others &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2014\/03\/25\/quack-dammit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Quack Dammit&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gimps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}