Dr. Kimball’s quest was for the one-armed man.<\/p>\n
What friends fail to realize is I’m a one armed man.\u00a0 Oh, I have two arms and they work fairly well. But I am almost always using one hand to hold on to something to keep from falling.<\/p>\n
It may seem efficient to stack shit on top of other shit. But when the one armed man is trying to get what’s on the bottom it is a major pain.<\/p>\n
And like today when I tried to extract a paper towel roll and a fucking bag of baggies falls out, I might trash it or may just fling the offending item somewhere out of my way.<\/p>\n
That’s why there are baggies all over my dining room. They can fucking stay there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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