{"id":34,"date":"2014-03-04T16:12:01","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T22:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/?p=34"},"modified":"2014-03-04T18:35:36","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T00:35:36","slug":"54-40-or-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2014\/03\/04\/54-40-or-fight\/","title":{"rendered":"54-40 or Fight!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about which country the US is going to invade next in the never ending quest to make the world safe for Big-Oil.<\/p>\n<p>Who could it be? With the military downsizing, we should pick an easy country to invade, I&#8217;d think. That&#8217;s not just a measure of how good their military is. Logistics is a bitch. So I&#8217;m figuring the next country is Canada. We can whup them polite Cannucks and logistics is a snap.<\/p>\n<p>The TeaBaglicans are going to bring up the old &#8217;54-40 or Fight!&#8217; slogan and demand we invade Canada and take back what&#8217;s rightfully ours. The Demonican James Polk campaigned on that slogan, then traitorously compromised for the 49th parallel.<\/p>\n<p>Righting that wrong just happens to take in a good chunk of the Alberta Oil Sands. I&#8217;m betting they go for all and change the boundary demand to &#8217;60-40 of Fight!&#8217; Snappy, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about which country the US is going to invade next in the never ending quest to make the world safe for Big-Oil. Who could it be? With the military downsizing, we should pick an easy country to invade, I&#8217;d think. That&#8217;s not just a measure of how good their military is. Logistics &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2014\/03\/04\/54-40-or-fight\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;54-40 or Fight!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumb-all-over"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}