As an agnostic, I’m unsure of the existence of a Supreme Being turning the crank. But if there is one, he’s got to be fucking Japanese.<\/p>\n
There are 50 Trillion cells in your body. Most have a nucleus containing a folded strand of your DNA. Straighten out that single strand and it’s 6 feet long.<\/p>\n
So the Supreme Being has to one Origami folding mother fucker to fold 6 feet into one cell and 55+ Million miles of DNA into your body. Has to be Japanese.<\/p>\n
All that DNA is organized into pairs of chromosomes.\u00a0 Fruit flies have 4 pairs, a banana 11, a Rhesus monkey 21, and finally humans with 23 pairs of chromosomes.<\/p>\n
Y’all jes might assume from that, the more chromosomes, the higher the life form.<\/p>\n
Lets continue and see what the highest life form is. Chimpanzees have 24 pairs (WTF!?!) Cows have 30 (WTFF!?!) and chickens\u00a0 have 39 pairs (WTFFFFFFF!?!).<\/p>\n
Does this mean Foghorn Leghorn is the planet’s highest life form?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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