{"id":24,"date":"2014-02-28T19:22:07","date_gmt":"2014-03-01T01:22:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/?p=24"},"modified":"2014-02-28T19:22:08","modified_gmt":"2014-03-01T01:22:08","slug":"%e2%96%b6-climbing-the-north-face-of-the-apartment-hall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2014\/02\/28\/%e2%96%b6-climbing-the-north-face-of-the-apartment-hall\/","title":{"rendered":"\u25b6 Climbing the North Face of the Apartment Hall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9U0tDU37q2M\">\u25b6 Monty Python &#8211; Climbing the North Face of the Uxbridge Road &#8211; YouTube<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This is much how I feel getting around my apartment. I&#8217;m a mountaineer, finding every possible handhold to assault route to the toilet.<\/p>\n<p>Like a mountaineer, I use a three point (or more) system. I make sure I&#8217;m solid with three appendages before moving a fourth.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just a security blanket thing most of the time but there are times when a leg does something other than I intended and every hold helps.<\/p>\n<p>I annoy other people walking in halls. I walk on the left, against then normal traffic flow. Sorry, but I like having that wall on my left, you can go around. Get over it.<\/p>\n<p>Another technique I copied from mountaineers is climbing a vertical rock chute. I use it after falls to climb up a corner, or doorway to my feet again. But rarely now. I follow the 3+ points rule always. I even sometimes do the hallway without a cane. Such a daredevil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u25b6 Monty Python &#8211; Climbing the North Face of the Uxbridge Road &#8211; YouTube. This is much how I feel getting around my apartment. I&#8217;m a mountaineer, finding every possible handhold to assault route to the toilet. Like a mountaineer, I use a three point (or more) system. I make sure I&#8217;m solid with three &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2014\/02\/28\/%e2%96%b6-climbing-the-north-face-of-the-apartment-hall\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;\u25b6 Climbing the North Face of the Apartment Hall&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gimps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}