{"id":129,"date":"2016-03-09T10:21:04","date_gmt":"2016-03-09T17:21:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/?p=129"},"modified":"2016-03-09T10:21:58","modified_gmt":"2016-03-09T17:21:58","slug":"delusinal-saving-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2016\/03\/09\/delusinal-saving-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Delusional Saving Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-contents=\"true\">\n<div class=\"\" data-offset-key=\"7pcqp-0-0\" data-block=\"true\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"7pcqp-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"7pcqp-0-0\"><span data-text=\"true\">One of the wenches sent me a text asking when to we put our clocks forward.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-offset-key=\"fs412-0-0\" data-block=\"true\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"fs412-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"fs412-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-offset-key=\"50hmk-0-0\" data-block=\"true\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"50hmk-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"50hmk-0-0\"><span data-text=\"true\">WE? There ain&#8217;t no freaking we, silly wench! I live in the real world. I don&#8217;t believe in the delusion that believe you can cut one end off a blanket and sew it onto the other end and get a longer blanket. I&#8217;m crazy but I ain&#8217;t delusional.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-offset-key=\"bt70t-0-0\" data-block=\"true\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"bt70t-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"bt70t-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-offset-key=\"90d4f-0-0\" data-block=\"true\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"90d4f-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"90d4f-0-0\"><span data-text=\"true\">My clocks don&#8217;t fall forward or spring back. They always say it&#8217;s Noon when Grandfather Sun is at his highest. I don&#8217;t do Delusional Saving Time.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-offset-key=\"5q18r-0-0\" data-block=\"true\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"5q18r-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"5q18r-0-0\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"\" data-offset-key=\"ab87u-0-0\" data-block=\"true\">\n<div class=\"_1mf _1mj\" data-offset-key=\"ab87u-0-0\"><span data-offset-key=\"ab87u-0-0\"><span data-text=\"true\">When I&#8217;m forced to leave the real world and enter the delusional world, I humour the crazies and show up an hour early.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the wenches sent me a text asking when to we put our clocks forward. \u00a0 WE? There ain&#8217;t no freaking we, silly wench! I live in the real world. I don&#8217;t believe in the delusion that believe you can cut one end off a blanket and sew it onto the other end and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/2016\/03\/09\/delusinal-saving-time\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Delusional Saving Time&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumb-all-over"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions\/131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.steven-ruhl.com\/Stream\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}